I came across this and found it hilarious…

How do you tell if your church is internet savvy?

1. Instead of handshakes, greeters offer pokes.

2. Name tags have been replaced by current mood indicators.

3. Sermon text is limited to 140 characters.

4. During altar call, the Pastor says: “Will you make Jesus your BFF today?”

5. You like a Blue coloured Bible and you call it  the “Faith Book”