10 facts about Men

A friend shared these facts about men with me yesterday, and I thought that they were hilarious!

Here are 10 facts that Women need to know about Men:

1. I am in shape! ROUND is a shape!

2. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

3. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

4. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument..
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

5. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. We don’t disturb you while you are watching your soaps and serials.

6. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just tell us what you want!

7. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

8. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will ! act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle!

9. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really!!!

10. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

And finally thank you for reading this..

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that?………

It’s like camping!!!